I declare this the funniest news headline ever. So there.
From CNN:
"Poll: Nation split on Bush as uniter or divider."
On the eve of President Bush's inauguration, a poll shows the nation is split over whether he has united or divided the nation.
Article here.
How about some other good poll "results"? Let's hear 'em in the comments. A few to get you started:
Poll: Americans Dumber Than Wood, most Metals
Survey: Americans Prefer to be Fed by Spoon
Poll: Nation Admires Shiny Objects, hate Bad Things